This hole is almost definitely the one at the end of the crazy golf course where you have to get a hole in one to get a free game… but its impossible, and you always tell yourself “y’know, I think I can do this,” but as soon as you hit the ball it rolls disappointingly misses the clown and his insultingly regularly flapping mouth.

Sorry, I’ve had some bad experiences with crazy golf… and clowns for that matter, but, and here comes a segue so beautiful you may actually cry, I haven’t had bad experiences with Glennz Tees (nailed it!).

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