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You know how people (e.g. me!) hate to wear designer label tees because they feel like a walking billboard, it’s funny how those people (e.g. me!) totally let that slide when it’s for a fictional product or brand. Oh, and sorry guys, but this one is sold out for the guys (or possibly never on sale, or possibly not yet printed), so this post is just for the ladies.
Costiness=£13.12 (probably $16ish?) Buy it at DeviantArt
I got word through yesterday that
Black Sea Apparel would be closing down soon and are holding a store-wide sale to clear out the shelves. Tees are priced as low as $13 (which they remind us is actually less than the price of a blank American Apparel shirt from one of AA’s
hipster-fortresses stores), and hoodies can be bought for $25 a pop, which is a great deal.
It’s always sad when a store closes, but especially so in the case of Black Sea as they were advertisers here on HYA for a pretty long time last year, which means that the blame for their closure almost certainly lies on you readers that just sit back and read the content without checking out the advertisers. For shame!*
In reality, Justin has just decided that Black Sea has run its course and would now prefer to concentrate on freelance graphic design jobs and hopefully move into an interior design career, though Black Sea will continue doing merchandise fulfillment. Good luck buddy!
*I kid, I kid, you guys are great, no really… wait, where are you going?
I am A-MAZED that no one has thought of doing this before (if someone did, let me know in the comments). I’m not even going to bother explaining the Simpsons reference in this picture because if you get it you’re probably going to find this funny, and if you don’t, we all know that I’d spend about ten sentences explaining the joke and end up ruining it, because that’s
how good I am at telling jokes.
You can download a printable version of the poster here (warning: PDF link), or look at it here on Flickr and read all the comments Olly gets saying that he’s awesome.
