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Three super heroes walk into a bar.
“Well, if it isn’t Moe, Larry, and Curly,” said the bartender.
“Shaddup,” the Hulk grunted. “We called… Avennngerrrs.”
“So what’ll it be… Avengers.”
Iron Man’s face plate hissed and popped open, folding back on itself. “I’ll take a peach Daiquiri,” he said. His pencil moustache quivered. “And don’t forget the little umbrella.”
The Bartender continued to towel a glass dry. “Actually, Mister Stark… your buddies aren’t really here. You’re actually snowed-in with your wife and kid at a remote ski resort high in the mountains, and things aren’t looking so good. Remember that movie?”
“Shaddup, Lloyd,” said Thor. “Gimmie the usual.”
“Sex on the beach? I get off at nine.”
Odinson rolled his eyes.
“Oooo, I’ll take one of those,” said Tony with a silly wave and wink. “Better yet, make mine a double!”
“Shaddup, Tony,” said the bartender.
“Hulk… impatient!” the Hulk shouted.
The front door suddenly swung open, revealing a duck.
“Norm!” everyone shouted.
“Hey, my friends!” said the duck. “Thor’s Light for everyone! Put it on my tab!”
Andy: I know that I already mentioned the Thors Light tee from Tshirt Contest but since they clearly took a lot of time thinking up a fun post I thought it would be harsh to send it to the trash folder.
This post was submitted by Tod Kennedy.
