How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Big Bella

by Travis on November 1, 2012

Behold Big Bella, the world’s largest t-shirt cannon! Capable of projecting 100 promotional t-shirt torpedoes per minute, this newfangled doomsday device will make its inaugural appearance tonight at the Philadelphia 76s’ home opener versus the Denver Nuggets.

From the team’s press release:

Big Bella weighs 600 pounds and, when firing T-shirts into the upper reaches of the Wells Fargo Center, can be up to 10 feet high. The team commissioned the creation of Big Bella from FX in Motion, an entertainment elements company out of New Berlin, Wisc.”

Somewhere, Ned Flanders weeps…

Cap tip: Gawker

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