Sartell, MN., Dec 05, 2012 – In less than 48 hours of launching, the funny t-shirt site www.Bruxer.com received it’s first hate mail.
The email came from a Christian fundamentalist named Rhonda M., who condemned Bruxer.com for their “filthy” t-shirts. Rhonda went on to imply God would smite Bruxer for peddling smut and “ruining America”.
Spokesperson for Bruxer, James Foster, replied by saying “I think our shit is funny. If you don’t like it, don’t buy it.” and pointed out “it’s not very Christian of Rhonda to cast the first stone”.
When asked for additional comments James concluded by saying “Jesus says turn the other cheek. I’ll do one better. I’ll turn both cheeks and bend over”.
The email in it’s entirety reads as follows:
Subject: This is filthy!
I want you to know that I am deeply offended by your site, and that you
should be ashamed of yourself for putting such filth online!
I’m a good, young, Christian woman and it’s smut peddlers like you who are
End your evil ways and repent. God says “Vengeance is mine, I will repay”
and your site is something he will take vengeance on!
Bruxer.com is quickly becoming the new standard for funny, outrageous, and offensive t-shirts online. While most t-shirt sites are aging and losing touch with their audience, Bruxer is current with trends, styles, and popular culture.
Andy: This just in, website with poor quality designs that your uncle would find funny is desperate to make news with ‘controversial’ deisgns and couldn’t be happier that they annoyed some lady that is probably a figment of their imagination.