The EveryT: Four Tees for the Price of One.

by Andy on August 7, 2016

In the synergistic spirit of the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup™, the Clock-Radio and the Industrial Whaling Harpoon / Soft Serve Ice Cream Machine [patent pending, Dimco Industries] we proffer to you the EveryT!

Tired of choosing among your t-shirts as to whether you want folks to know you support:
1) a shuttered New York City punk music landmark
2) a band that helped make the former a cultural landmark, all the while wanting to be sedated.
3) an English proto-speed metal band whose proclivity for narcotic accelerants is matched only by their brain crushing volume and the renowned wartiness of their front man.
or
4) a Communist revolutionary guerrilla Doctor Who rode a motorbike all through South America, helped Castro oust Batista from Cuba and ended up having his hands cut off by the CIA for his trouble?

Well now you don’t have to choose!
If you were to buy all these shirts separately you could pay up to $845! (Although we suspect the folks at the Mall saw us coming.)
And then if you wore them all at once you’d have to constantly rotate the top one so everyone could see all of them (we’re guessing it would get kinda toasty too.)
Also, you would look like a jackass.

Now you can look clever, spiffy AND stylin’ all in one quality garment. Our internationally renowned team of talented textile beautifiers have whipped up some top-drawer graphical alchemy and combined four (FOUR!!!!) iconic tees into one über-tee to rule them all.*

*Your ability to rule may vary.

EveryT, the only T you’ll ever need.
Ever.

(Buy two though, so you can wear one and wash one)
Synergy!

dave.threadless.com

Andy: Wow, that is a one expertly crafted submission!

  • Altru Apparel

    Great mash-up tee and description! Made me laugh!

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