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All hail our robot overlords!

by Chris_S on May 21, 2012

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Robots are cool. I think that much we can all agree on, right? I mean, there’s been a fixation on robots for about the past 70 years, with sci-fi films and utopian visions of the future imagining that we’d all be living in space pods, served by robots wearing French maid outfits with pneumatic silver boobs. For some reason, robots just capture the imagination. They seem to connect with us as an image of our potential: eventually we will be able to master creating humanity (of sorts) and will render it in metal.

Which is why I like these two shirts by Design By Humans quite so much. They popped up in my inbox as part of a regular email from the site, and I was drawn to them immediately. You’ve got two separate designs here, I think. Halftone Robot by Old30Bastard is very much a hipster Transformer. It takes up the whole tee, and its shapes are angular and true to life. I particularly like that the robot’s head looks like its a repurposed boombox. At $15, you’d be criminal not to get this.

Then there’s the slightly more expensive ($20) Violin Bot. It’s cute, it’s quirky and it’s the sort of thing you’d see in Futurama. In fact, I’m not entirely sure a similar idea wasn’t in an episode of Futurama when Bender starts a band, playing himself like a washboard. BUt if anything that makes me want this thing more. It’s a beautiful design and it’s sure to bring a smile to people’s faces.

Costiness: $15/$20

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andry birds t-shirt

I get the feeling that the world’s obsession with Angry Birds is starting to wane, possibly because everyone who will play it has played it, but this t-shirts from Glennz still made me laugh.

Costiness=$15.95 Buy it at Glennz

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Good advice for Stromtroopers at TeeFury today.

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Random shirts for $6.66 today at Shirt.Woot.

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Fozzie bear has a dark side at RIPT.
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Brains! Not Zombies!

by Penny_B on May 13, 2012

This is my first HYA post, hi. I wanted to start with more than just a random tee, but something with a bit of a story to it. So my friend M found shirt number 1 on ThinkGeek, while we were talking about autistic spectrum disorders. I have Asperger Syndrome, and the neurodiversity movement celebrates all of us who are not “neurotypical”, who are cognitively different due to our neurological make-up.

Anyway, I thought it was pretty great, such a huge brand embracing difference in that way and providing lots of information for the curious. It made me think about how much I love brains and neuroscience (I have a mind-crush on Oliver Sacks), but how the joy of brain-lovin’ has been taken over by zombie talk. You can’t even say “BRAINS!” without the obligatory “Braaaaaaaaaaains” from some blood-spattered fancy dress enthusiast. It’s not that zombies aren’t cool, but they’ve got a bit played out in recent years.

Here, therefore, are a lucky seven shirts that illustrate the awesomeness of the brain without a hint of gore or the undead. Celebrate your noggin!

1. Neurodiversity

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The shirt that started it all. Heart. Brain. I heart my brain.
Costiness: $16.99-18.99 from ThinkGeek

2.Take Over

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What? Yes, Pinky and the Brain TOTALLY count. Especially as I not-so-secretly want to take over the world. With rockin’ shirts, anyway. Not only nostalgia, but fabulous slogan sizing/placement.
Costiness: $20 from 80sTees

3. Brain Power

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POW! The whole design of this shirt makes my heart sing. The heather gray, the shade of gold for the strike, the facial expression. If you don’t love brains after seeing this tee, you’re a cell or two short.
Costiness: from $24 from I Heart Guts, Love Your Insides

4. Brain College

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There’s a lot going on here. Goggles, a halo, logos? I can’t decide if it’s a hot mess or a fierce statement from Eight & Nine, but there’s some anger and a cool mascot illustration and…goggles. Steampunk folk love goggles, right? Though maybe not the styling.
Costiness: $24.89 from Eight & Nine

5. I Love My Brain

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I want this tee so much. Especially with the stripes. I DO love my brain, I DO. The lettering is ace, and I love the brain doodle instead of a heart. Gotta be done. Good job super small fits me well.
Costiness: $24.99 from Skreened

6. Scatter-brained

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If you’ve ever had to spend any time learning about different types of graphs, it probably hurt your brain, and you probably thought the scatter graph looked pretty funny. This is for you. A truly graphical shirt. POD can be a bit of a risk when it comes to tee quality, but he illustrator, bumpybrains, has some other tasty brain-related apparel.
Costiness: £14.88 from RedBubble

7. Pacman Brain

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I don’t know if we can actually order this one – this shirt comes from Mumbai – or how the shirt feels and fits, but it’s well done and really made me smile. Excellent detail.
Costiness: 399 INR (Indian rupees) from Bewakoof

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legend of zelda t-shirt

Zelda hits TeeFury today.

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Clever Doctor Who concept at Shirt.Woot today.

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Mario meets TMNT at RIPT.
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felix t-shirt

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These shirts from Goodie Two Sleeves were actually released on Friday, but they’re all still available and if you haven’t seen them before they might as well be new, so enjoy! My personal favourite is the green reptile shirt, it’s just cute.

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T-shirt releases for May 8th

May 8, 2012
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Pikachu meets the flash at TeeFury today. “Be what you want” at Shirt.Woot today. Thor makes for a tasty breakfast treat at RIPT.

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Daily T-shirt Releases for May 3rd

May 3, 2012
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Community meets Sesame Street at TeeFury today. Mario gets mashed up with the iconic-ish Facebook/The Social Network poster at Shirt.Woot. Apparently this shirt at RIPT is about Supernatural. The 2nd place winner in the DBH x Dark Knight Rises comeptition is a little disappointing, but it was chosen by Christopher Nolan himself, and I guess [...]

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“Melting” Rubik’s Cube by Glennz

May 2, 2012
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Okay, so given the frequency of posts about Glennz you might think we have a little t-shirt crush on him. But we can’t help the fact that the guy turns out fantastic designs time and time again. This one’s another major hit. “Melting” is something I sometimes wish I could do to the Rubik’s Cube [...]

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“Chip Tune” Collaboration T-Shirt by Jugrnaut and Chip Tha Ripper

May 2, 2012
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I happened to stumble across this shirt last week while browsing online.  Jugrnaut is a streetwear clothing brand and retail store out of Chicago, IL.  While clicking to check out their t-shirts, this gem popped out at me and I couldn’t stop laughing.  Ignoring the fact that I couldn’t figure out the black male cartoon [...]

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Daily t-shirt news for May 1st

May 1, 2012
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Sorry about the level of disruption to the site at the moment, I’m acting as something of a nightwatchman on a building site for my other job, which does change my schedule around quite a lot as you’d imagine. The other bloggers will hopefully be picking up the slack and I see that Matt & [...]

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Notorietees: Shirts With Buzz

April 27, 2012

Welcome to Notorietees, a new column here at Hide Your Arms that will chronicle “problem” shirts that fall a bit further afield from the general programming you’ve grown accustomed to. Tees in the news, tees making waves, tees raising hackles, tees giving pause, tees with an edge — all are fodder for discussion (and snarky [...]

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A Homer Simpson t-shirt I’d wear to the gym from 80sTees

April 27, 2012
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This isn’t typical HYA style, but then going to the gym isn’t exactly typical HYA style. I’ll happily spend an hour going up and down the lane in a pool even though I’m usually the biggest guy in there, but the notion of entering a gym and doing anything other than going on the rowing [...]

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Funny extra terrestrial “Out for Ice Cream” t-shirt from Glennz

April 26, 2012
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Nice new design from Glennz, I can see how this will work well on a t-shirt, and he’s done a lot with a two-colour palette too. Costiness=$15.95 Buy it at Glennz

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Daily t-shirt releases for April 26th

April 26, 2012
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Harry Potter pun tee at TeeFury today. Skyrim shirt at Shirt.Woot. Iron Man meets Neon Genesis Evangelion at RIPT. I’m not too familiar with NGE, does this mashup make any sense?

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Daily t-shirt releases and news for April 23rd

April 23, 2012
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TeeFury start the week with a Game of Thrones inspired crest that doesn’t inspire me too much. Silly but funny spelling bee t-shirt at Shirt.Woot today. MST3K meets Firefly at RIPT.

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New Threadless shirt: Introduction to Molecular Bonding

April 19, 2012
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Okay, so everyone and their mother knows about Threadless – but that doesn’t mean they don’t turn out stunning t-shirts every once in a while that deserve being thrown in front of your eyeballs. This is the sort of thing you could wear at a house party and probably end the night with a drunk [...]

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The Dukes of Hazzard go on vacation with Glennz

April 17, 2012
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Another fun shirt from Glennz, to be popular with rednecks and vanners alike I’m sure. Costiness=$15.95 (going up soon) Buy it at Glennz now.

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“Cheeky Monkey” t-shirt by Paul Smith

April 16, 2012
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I met a monkey once in Florida on Spring Break.  He wore a diaper and was a pickpocket.  He tried to steal my watch right off my wrist.  He never gave me the finger though (true story).  I love surfing and I love me some monkeys, so combined it’s a winner in my book.  The [...]

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New T-shirt Review – TshirtBordello’s Star Trek Tees: Clever, Funny and with Quality!

April 15, 2012
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First of all, am I a Trekkie? Ah, probably not, but I am a fan and do watch Star Trek – I very much enjoy it when I am in that certain type of sci-fi (nerdy) mood. I would like to classify myself more so as a lover of the old school, classic Star Trek, [...]

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