Having trouble with your Internet connection? Can’t get your iPhone to download the latest software release? Is your message center stuck in v5? Don’t call the Geek Squad, take charge with new Hi-Tech Chewing Gum!
DeviantWEAR and Kligo Brand have teamed up to bring you 12 sticks of megaenhanced flavored gum. Imported from Japan, it represents the latest trend in Japanese cultural fads. Chew our all-natural gum while performing any kind of technical task and be amazed by how quickly and efficiently the job gets done!
Hi-Tech Chewing Gum is 100% guaranteed to …
- improve download speeds
- find the nearest WiFi hotspot
- hotwire cars
- seamlessly mount plasma TVs on walls
- and much more!Now available in new, wasabi flavor!
(These statements have not been evaluated by the food and Drug Administration because you’re buying a SHIRT. This revolutionary ‘gum’ won’t actually advance your brain’s technological state, but it will make you a more awesome deviant. Guaranteed.)
You know how people (e.g. me!) hate to wear designer label tees because they feel like a walking billboard, it’s funny how those people (e.g. me!) totally let that slide when it’s for a fictional product or brand. Oh, and sorry guys, but this one is sold out for the guys (or possibly never on sale, or possibly not yet printed), so this post is just for the ladies.
Costiness=£13.12 (probably $16ish?) Buy it at DeviantArt
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