You know who would love this? Hipsters that don’t realise they’re hipsters that like making fun of hipsters. Also, I know it’s the hipster brew of choice, but I tried Pabst Blue Ribbon (the logo for which is the inspiration for this tee) when I was out in America and it was genuinely one of the worst beers I’ve ever drunk, why do they love it so much?
Costiness=$19.99 Available from Head Hoods [via ATshirtBlog]
Can you imagine if I wore this? The levels of irony would be so dangerously high that if I started listening to Journey at the same time I’m pretty sure the world would kerplode.
Costiness=$28 ($22 if you join the A-List) Buy it at Local Celebrity
You what’s cool about this belt buckle? It’s ACTUALLY made of an ACTUAL NES controller. On the downside, it costs $30, which may be expensive, I don’t know how much a belt buckle usually costs since I’m not a cowboy (
usually), but on the plus side it does mean that I’ve got $120 worth of plastic gold gathering dust in a cupboard back in England, which I think is probably one of the safest investments out there at the moment.
So, $30 might be more than you’d usually pay for a belt buckle, though considering this is a console controller from the 80s it seems fairly reasonable in my head, but for those of you in need of a deal sweetener, here’s a spoonful of Splenda for you. The first 10 people to make a purchase at nesbuckle.com using the coupon code hideyourarms will get $10 off their order.
One of my friends pointed out this tee to me (available from my favourite bookshop/tee shop/design store/place I can’t leave without spending money,
Magma) and I thought to myself “that is a guy who knows I own so many t-shirts that when I wear ironic tees they are actually ironic.”
In addition to being a ‘going out shirt’ this is also an ‘emergency shirt’, by which they mean you can turn it inside out (revealing the ‘emergency shirt’ text) and wear it that way around, presumably whilst you are stumbling home on the walk of shame after your night out.
Costiness=£35 (non-ironic pricing) Buy it at Magma
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